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I know you been waitingoh so patiently waiting for this moment. And since I couldn find a movie to review that moved me, I instead headed straight into the spam box to see what new tricks I could pull out. Was I disappointed? Certainly not. For those of you newish to the blog, feel free to check out Spammer posts 1 2 for further laughsor just for rerun sakes. And away we gooooooooooo!

SPAMMER ONE

Thanks for dropping by Beep, but I definitely don believe you read any part of my blog. Your favorite spam appeared to be on my blog: the easiest thing to be aware of (somehow I hope that last part is true). But thanks for reminding me about starting up my campaign to get giraffes pajamas. What do you say, my hearties? Pajamas for giraffes now? We need a catchy phrase to chant though: Hey, hey, what do you say! How some jammies for giraffes today?

SPAMMER TWO

Next, let me introduce you to Istanbul Temizlik Sirketi. He like Turkey equivalent of Indiana Jones. In fact, you may have seen him in such movies as Istanbul Temizlik Sirketi and the Last Turkish Delight. It didn get as much play in America due to poor marketing and Paramount is still suing Turkey for infringement rights.

But let see what Istanny (his nick, like Indy) has to say.

Well Istanny, it probably best you stick to the Turkish cinema. (Wait, Alex, this isn you drunkcommenting at some Uni party is it?) Cocktail has magic powers. Don believe me? She can find out things before you do.

Unless I wrong. Do some of you really need touchtone capability here?

SPAMMER FOUR

Speaking of sharks and whales, next up with have Surfing. No, not the sport. That his name, yo. Surfing alluded to a problem I was unaware of.

How can you be back continuously? Is that like the babies who hug you and then have to pull their heads back to make sure it still you while they keep hugging you?

And what if we did suggest our comments literally. Dear Kate, I suggest that I extremely loved the Engrish posts a person supplied on your blog. Is going to be back continuously in order to check up on new Engrish.

SPAMMER FIVE

Next up we have a spammer who, quite frankly, I surprised WordPress tagged as a spammer at all. I mean with a name likeTwitter Followers Data certainly that comment is legit. It reminds me of this picture I saw on Facebook the other today. Totes legit!

Anyway, poor Twitter (the spammer, not the site) ended up in the spam box. Here what he had to say.

Sometimes I really struggle with comprehending the original intent of Engrish sentences, and this one really made my head hurt. But let give it a go, shall we? Maybe if I add some words in. We will be absolutely certain to save the item of discussion, plus we will get back to understandingthe additional context of your handy details.

Boom! 10 points added to copy editing skills. Level up!

SPAMMER SIX

Another poor victim of the mean ol nasty WordPress spam stopper, we have with us today Buy Pinterest Followers. All Buy wanted to do was leave me a little compliment. And I do mean little.

Thanks Buy. I guess. Sort of. Swiss is an old buddy of mine that can hook you up with a Burmese Yacht for a sweet, sweet price. I know what you thinking. His name. Well, his parents wanted him to sell pajamas for giraffes, so using a little reverse psychology they named him Swiss Replica Watches UK, but as it turns out, the plan backfired and not only does he not sell PJs for the poor giraffes, he doesn even sell Swiss replica watches.

Hey, you got to be free to make your own way in life, you know. Anyway, here what Swiss had to say.

BWAMP! BWAMP! BWAMP! They even paid me per bwamp. I got a penny every time someone watched the trailer, which you think would have made me rich, but I was living in France at the time and they took 75% and then because I an American citizen, Uncle Sam wanted his portion, too. Anyways, it all worked out to be about $13, so I went to ChickFilA with a friend and had a lovely dinner. Can you say chocolatepeppermint milkshake? Mmm, I thought so.

I still trying to figure out vivid transparent. Is that like being able to see through a rainbow AND paint with all the colors of the wind? Be sure to leave a comment on what you think vivid transparency would be.

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